The Armchair Outfitter

“Catch and release is the alien abduction of the fish world.”
- The Armchair Outfitter

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“The best name for a hunting dog is ‘Permission.’  Think about it.  All the best places to hunt have signs that say ‘No Hunting Without Permission.’”
- Anonymous

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“Many bird hunters I run into make the same blanket statement that pheasants are too easy to hit, and a few have even claimed that a 28-gauge is a totally adequate rooster gun. But as we talk, it eventually grows plain that every one of those shooters has ‘hunted’ mostly on game preserves.”
- John […]

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