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		<title>The Long Paw of the Law</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madison County Tennessee Wildlife Officer Amy Snider and her K-9, Jake, made an incredible find at the end of December. Investigator Buckley with the Jackson Police Department contacted Officer Snider and requested assistance in searching for a gun used in a robbery. The robbery suspect was in jail, and the investigators had recordings of phone [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Madison County Tennessee Wildlife Officer Amy Snider and her K-9, Jake, made an incredible find at the end of December. Investigator Buckley with the Jackson Police Department contacted Officer Snider and requested assistance in searching for a gun used in a robbery.  The robbery suspect was in jail, and the investigators had recordings of phone conservations revealing the general area where the suspect had “ditched” the gun at the time officers served a search warrant.  The investigator and several police officers had done a thorough search of the area, but they could not find the gun.</p>
<p>With approval from the TWRA Area 11 supervisor, Brian Thompson,   Officer  Snider and Jake headed to the search location.  Within 20 minutes of searching, Jake &#8220;alerted&#8221; on the gun under some thick cover along a railroad track.  Jake had found a .410 sawed-off shotgun with the serial number filed off.  What makes this a remarkable find is that the gun had been there for 17 days and the area had received 4.85 inches of rain.  A total of 8 charges from the Jackson Police Department and 2 charges from the BATF are pending.</p>
<p><em>Ed. note &#8211; Frequent contributor Jim Overman sent in this story and I couldn&#8217;t help but run it. Now that&#8217;s a &#8220;Gun Dog.&#8221;  I understand Jake was so proud of his trophy that he didn&#8217;t want to give it up after the pictures were made.  I wonder if he could find me a Westley Richards? </em></p>
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		<title>Hershey&#8217;s Kisses</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 08:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is often repeated in sporting circles that we all ruin our first gun dogs. If that is indeed the rule, then my first dog was no exception. We did not own dogs when I was a boy. My Grandma Josephine had cats, but a cat won&#8217;t hold point or back, and they are crummy [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>It is often repeated in sporting circles that we all ruin our first gun dogs.  If that is indeed the rule, then my first  dog was no exception.  We did not own dogs when I was a boy.  My Grandma Josephine had cats, but a cat won&#8217;t hold point or back, and they are crummy retrievers.  I was grown and newly married when Hershey came into my life.  Hershey was a chocolate Labrador retriever.  He had no papers other than the ones he wet on, but both his sire and his dam belonged to a friend of a friend.  It was January and cold.  The litter was too large.  These and other inducements persuaded me to meet the owner in a parking lot in Jackson, Tennessee, and exchange $70 I didn&#8217;t have for a four-week-old puppy I didn&#8217;t need.</p>
<p>He was a butterball mess, all belly and paws, and he had a worried look that he would give me from time to time throughout his life.  He pulled one side of his bottom lip over his teeth and furrowed his brow as if he were ruminating on something.  I have seen several artists&#8217; renditions of this same expression, so I know it was not unique to him.</p>
<p>We raised Hershey in our home, as John Wolters recommends.  I read <em>Water Dog</em> and tried my best to follow the author&#8217;s instructions. We were kicked out of our first rental house after six months because the landlady &#8220;forgot&#8221; I&#8217;d told her when we moved in that I meant to get a dog.  She was an elderly woman who has probably passed away by now.  God rest her soul, because she never gave us a moment&#8217;s peace in six miserable months.</p>
<p>Hershey had more natural desire to retrieve than any dog I have ever encountered.  At five and six weeks of age, he could barely waddle.  Nevertheless, every time I rolled a tennis ball along the floor, he would roll it back to me by pushing with his nose.  My task was to channel this formidable drive.</p>
<p>As soon as he could pick up small objects, there was no stopping him.  He would bring me any loose object he could hold, including Wendy&#8217;s dish towels.  If we tried to leave toys in the yard to amuse him, he would stuff them behind a broken panel of the screen door for us to find.  After one of his numerous escapes, he brought me two full cans of Natural Light beer as a peace offering.  To this day, I don&#8217;t know where he got them.  I didn&#8217;t ask.  I&#8217;m sure he didn&#8217;t buy them:  he had no I.D.</p>
<p>With a couple of years of work, Hershey became a competent retriever.  Steady to the shot, he invariably retrieved thrown or placed bumpers to hand.  He lacked only field work with live game to become a truly stylish dog.  He was the dog for the lifestyle I wanted.  In reality, I was far from the &#8220;Sporting Life.&#8221;  In the first years of solo law practice, sixteen hour work days were not uncommon.  Many months we borrowed money from credit cards so the receptionist would get paid when I did not.  On the few occasions when Hershey and I went afield, he acquitted himself as well as he could given his lack of experience.</p>
<p>On his first duck hunt, I could not stop him from bringing in the decoys.  I don&#8217;t think I loaded my shotgun that day; I had my hands full keeping my 120 pound &#8220;puppy&#8221; in the boat.  His retrieving instincts were backed by a stubborn streak, and removal of one decoy from his mouth required the application of a boat paddle to his noggin.  It hurt his pride more than anything, but the memory of the incident makes my heart heavy.</p>
<p>In all, I could probably count Hershey&#8217;s retrieves on game with one hand. My most vivid memory is of a blistering hundred yard sprint on the dove field.   Unfortunately, I hadn&#8217;t shot the bird in question.  Hershey ripped the handle from a cooler, to which we had leashed him, and went tearing across the field.  He put a chop block on an octogenarian gentleman who was just bending to pick up his bird.  There was nowhere to hide when Hershey brought his ill-gotten quarry to me as though I were reeling him to me on a line.  I scolded him and sheepishly carried the man his bird.  I proffered a sincere apology, but he was not mollified.</p>
<p>Hershey always suffered from a nervous disposition.  He was what the field trial set would call &#8220;high strung.&#8221;  A cop friend tried to get him for a drug sniffer.  He said that boundless energy is the main criterion, and Hershey had that in spades.   If Hersh had an off switch, I never found it.  His temperament would not allow him to relax for very long, and he had bouts of upset stomach.</p>
<p>Sometime in the eleventh year of his life, he began having difficulty holding down his dinner.  If we managed to get enough medication and antacid into him to keep food in his stomach for a few hours, he would wake in the night with crippling diarrhea.  Wendy and I took turns missing work to care for him.</p>
<p>A chronic condition progressed into a debilitating illness.  We were struggling to care for our new puppy, Pete, and Hershey&#8217;s weight plummeted from 118 pounds to a gaunt 68 pounds in a few months.  It was ugly, and scary, and I prayed for an escape for him and us.  Somehow, we nursed him through dietary changes that restored him to relative health.  After about six months of living in a two dog household, I put both of &#8220;the boys&#8221; in the yard one afternoon and left to run some errands.  When I returned, Pete got up from his nap.  Hershey did not, nor would he ever again.  I was shattered.</p>
<p>I got more years than I had a right to expect given his breed and size.  His age in human terms would have been around 84, and I hope I do as well myself.  Nevertheless, months passed before I could think of him without breaking down.  Now I treasure those last six months with him more than any other time in my life.  He lives still in my memory, in the best of my dreams, and in my hopes for the young dog who has taken his place, though he can never replace him.</p>
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<p>- Hershey in a rare moment of repose.  I&#8217;m sitting in the chair, and we&#8217;re watching soccer.  He could understand people chasing a ball, but I never got the concept of Formula 1 across to him.</p>
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		<title>Sweet Pete!</title>
		<link>http://armchairoutfitter.com/2008/01/01/sweet-pete/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas, it&#8217;s a Pete-in-a-Box! No, he didn&#8217;t come packed in a box of styrofoam peanuts. We didn&#8217;t even order him, technically. My outlaws, the Sporting Wife&#8217;s parents, had a litter of registered Lab puppies weaned and ready Christmas of 2006. Wendy and I talked at length about adopting one into our home, and we [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<em>Merry Christmas, it&#8217;s a Pete-in-a-Box!</em></p>
<p>No, he didn&#8217;t come packed in a box of styrofoam  peanuts.  We didn&#8217;t even order him, technically.  My outlaws, the Sporting Wife&#8217;s parents, had a litter of registered Lab puppies weaned and ready Christmas of 2006.  Wendy and I talked at length about adopting one into our home, and we decided firmly against it.  We already had a chocolate Lab named Hershey.  (Hey, I also had a python once named Monty;  original we ain&#8217;t.)  Hershey was getting on in years, and he&#8217;d never shown any desire for a younger brother.  Besides, with a big chocolate hunk o&#8217; love already, we weren&#8217;t really in the dog market.  Wendy&#8217;s dad was bringing a pup for my brother-out-law Jay, and he decided to, &#8220;Bring an extra one, just so we could see it.&#8221;  The result was fairly predictable.  Can we all just agree that puppies are cute?  They don&#8217;t call it puppy love for nothin&#8217;, folks.  Here I am, gone.</p>
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<p>Wendy walked outside, saw this look on my face, and started making preparations for the dog to ride home with us.  The outlaws generously sweetened the deal, and deflected some of the Sporting Wife&#8217;s ire, by offering to help us pay for the fencing of our back yard that we had been putting off for financial reasons.</p>
<p>Hershey was not really that taken with the idea.  Here they are together.  Pete is playing; Hershey is wishing his parents had more resolve.</p>
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