Comments on: Turkey Trouble

By: armchairoutfitter

armchairoutfitter — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:50:19 +0000

I decided we’d had enough wisdom for now. Actually, I try not to crowd out the articles, and I haven’t had much opportunity to post lately because I’ve been too busy trying to undo this turkey mojo. I’ll do a special one this weekend to make up for missing two “Wisdom Wednesdays.”

As for the Wild Turkey 101, I saw it written that way and I thought it was a class. I must have failed it, because I kept having to repeat the course.

I did use it as a cure for the common cold. It works thusly: You take two shots of Turkey, put the bottle in the freezer, and go to bed. As soon as you wake up, you take two more shots and go back to bed. Repeat as necessary. You’ll still have the cold, but you won’t care.

By: Theresa

Theresa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:36:53 +0000

Where’s our April 1st and April 8th ‘Words of Wisdom’???

By: Theresa

Theresa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:35:30 +0000

Aha! So you’re saying that the old man you met was already a friend with the 101-proof Wild Turkey which you knew in college. Funny, isn’t it, how that stuff can confuse a man to the extent that 2 hunters with shotguns look like the wild turkeys which gobble.